it's time for a new profile picture.
(i believe his exact words were, "why is your picture so ugly?")
Sure, it's always hilarious to make fun of self obsessed people who love to take pictures of themselves
(as my currently profile picture does),
but i think we have all, "been there-done that," now haven't we?
I have the following gems to pick from-
(curtsey of a self portrait assignment for my drawing class)
Tell me, which do you like the best?
"mybluechin," 2011, nupastel
"Eye can see you," 2011, nupastel, pen and ink
"mmmm," 2011, india ink
"Collage self portrait," 2011, Collage, nupastel, acrylic paint, charcoal
(i know, this title is really boring)
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
What do you do when
you are sick of your large soda (who knows why!) and you are sitting in your car waiting for the light to change on state street.
There are many logical options, you could:
1. Wait until you get home and dump it down the sink.
2. Find a nearby garbage can and throw it in there.
3. Give your remaining drink to someone else.
4. Just drink it anyways.
or
5. Dump (what looked like at least half ) your drink out your window onto the road..... and receive the biggest D-bag ever award just like the the Gray Ford Explorer in Orem, Utah on Nov. 9, 2011.
That's right, I'm calling you out. You disgust me.
There are many logical options, you could:
1. Wait until you get home and dump it down the sink.
2. Find a nearby garbage can and throw it in there.
3. Give your remaining drink to someone else.
4. Just drink it anyways.
or
5. Dump (what looked like at least half ) your drink out your window onto the road..... and receive the biggest D-bag ever award just like the the Gray Ford Explorer in Orem, Utah on Nov. 9, 2011.
That's right, I'm calling you out. You disgust me.
Friday, November 4, 2011
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Thursday, October 13, 2011
The worst possible thing happened to me this
morning.
I woke up, and i thought it was friday. Waaaaaaah.
I woke up, and i thought it was friday. Waaaaaaah.
Friday, September 16, 2011
Are most utah drivers
really as bad as I think they are?
Yes. They are.
#6 on the list of Most Dangerous cities for Driving.
Yes. They are.
#6 on the list of Most Dangerous cities for Driving.
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
i am so
BOOOOOOORING since school started. It is awful.
I am in an online class.
I Hate it.
Isn't the whole point of an online class to be able to work at your own pace? And to not have to socialize with anyone? HELLO!
Certain assignments are due twice a week- and i have to have groups discussions all the time, AND i am graded on my group's participation.
It really is hell.
That's right. Some people think hell is a dentist chair, or being tied up in a cold freezer. But my personal hell is having to be graded on group discussions.
I am in an online class.
I Hate it.
Isn't the whole point of an online class to be able to work at your own pace? And to not have to socialize with anyone? HELLO!
Certain assignments are due twice a week- and i have to have groups discussions all the time, AND i am graded on my group's participation.
It really is hell.
That's right. Some people think hell is a dentist chair, or being tied up in a cold freezer. But my personal hell is having to be graded on group discussions.
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Look everyone!
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Feeling sad?
Monday, August 1, 2011
Friday, July 29, 2011
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Thursday, June 2, 2011
The thing about work is that
sometimes it's a lot of work. and then you go home, and have to do more work. And then you don't have time to post fascinating and clever things on your blog. Boo.
Monday, May 23, 2011
"Bacon's biggest fans are people
between the ages of thirty-five and forty-nine years old..."
according to my bacon calender.
But i am 26. And i feel like i am the biggest fan in the world.
So i think that my calender has it wrong.
according to my bacon calender.
But i am 26. And i feel like i am the biggest fan in the world.
So i think that my calender has it wrong.
Friday, May 20, 2011
The only way to eat fish
Thursday, May 12, 2011
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Looking for new ways to workout your upper body?
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Monday, April 11, 2011
Monday, April 4, 2011
Recently a friend of mine had
Friday, March 25, 2011
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Am i petty?
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Who wants to do homework?
Not me. Ever.
So to pass the time, here are some sweet bacon tid bits.
In the twelfth century, an English church promised a side of bacon to any married man who could swear before God that he has not fought with his wife for a year and a day. This is where the term, "bring home the bacon" originated.
Hmmm, i have this dream. I'm driving a bus, and my teeth start falling out. My mum is in the back, eating biscuits. Everything smells of bacon. It's weird. - Charlie, Lost
Cocoa Crisp Bacon:
Cut into thirds a pound of bacon.
Rub with 3/4 cup brown sugar, 2 tsp cocoa powder, and 1/2 tsp ground chipotle pepper.
Place on baking rack set in a foil-lined, rimmed cookie sheet.
Bake at 350 degrees for 45-60 minutes.
Mmmmm. sounds good.
So to pass the time, here are some sweet bacon tid bits.
In the twelfth century, an English church promised a side of bacon to any married man who could swear before God that he has not fought with his wife for a year and a day. This is where the term, "bring home the bacon" originated.
Hmmm, i have this dream. I'm driving a bus, and my teeth start falling out. My mum is in the back, eating biscuits. Everything smells of bacon. It's weird. - Charlie, Lost
Cocoa Crisp Bacon:
Cut into thirds a pound of bacon.
Rub with 3/4 cup brown sugar, 2 tsp cocoa powder, and 1/2 tsp ground chipotle pepper.
Place on baking rack set in a foil-lined, rimmed cookie sheet.
Bake at 350 degrees for 45-60 minutes.
Mmmmm. sounds good.
Friday, February 4, 2011
My work supplies it's
employees with cupboards full of snacks- supplied by the receptionists... well mostly just one. She is cool. And no, it's not me.
anyways
The office supplies: lunch every Friday, on sight massages given by the company masseuse, ski passes, tickets to sporting events, yada yada yada, and the list goes on.
The point is: these people are spoiled.
Everyone who works here is at least 18 years of age. Everyone is an adult and they are supposed to know what to do with a piece of garbage.
You can imagine my delight when i came in to this:
i guess it's too much to take the box to the garbage.
and
in case you are still wondering:
What kind of people does kajsia work with?
now you know. this was just hung up in the breakroom.
anyways
The office supplies: lunch every Friday, on sight massages given by the company masseuse, ski passes, tickets to sporting events, yada yada yada, and the list goes on.
The point is: these people are spoiled.
Everyone who works here is at least 18 years of age. Everyone is an adult and they are supposed to know what to do with a piece of garbage.
You can imagine my delight when i came in to this:
i guess it's too much to take the box to the garbage.
and
in case you are still wondering:
What kind of people does kajsia work with?
now you know. this was just hung up in the breakroom.
Friday, January 28, 2011
true or false.
Sushi stays good in the fridge for over a week.
false.
someone come save the fridge in the breakroom!
false.
someone come save the fridge in the breakroom!
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Friday, January 14, 2011
it's weirds me out
when people have a tv... but tell me that they never watch it.
There should be a question on a psychological evaluation such as,
"Do you have a tv? and How do you feel about it?"
If the answer is-you own a tv but think tv is "stupid" so you never watch it.... i'm pretty sure that means you are a sociopath.
BACON
sat/sun Jan 8/9 - the word "bacon" comes from the German word bacho, which means buttock.
mon Jan 10 - in a 2009 British survey conducted by onpoll.com, men preferred the smell of bacon and petrol to the smell of a newborn baby.
tue Jan 11- In an interview with a fashion industry website, Kate Moss said, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Said the rest of the world--bacon. Seth Meyers, SNL Weekend Update
wed Jan 12 - beef, turkey, chicken, lamb, and even goat may be used to make bacon.
thurs Jan 13 - I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage with my books, my family, and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon, and letting the world roll on as it liked, than to occupy the most spendid post.
fri Jan 14 - Bacon is treated for trichinella, a parasitic roundworm, which is destroyed by booking, smoking, freezing, or drying.
There should be a question on a psychological evaluation such as,
"Do you have a tv? and How do you feel about it?"
If the answer is-you own a tv but think tv is "stupid" so you never watch it.... i'm pretty sure that means you are a sociopath.
BACON
sat/sun Jan 8/9 - the word "bacon" comes from the German word bacho, which means buttock.
mon Jan 10 - in a 2009 British survey conducted by onpoll.com, men preferred the smell of bacon and petrol to the smell of a newborn baby.
tue Jan 11- In an interview with a fashion industry website, Kate Moss said, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Said the rest of the world--bacon. Seth Meyers, SNL Weekend Update
wed Jan 12 - beef, turkey, chicken, lamb, and even goat may be used to make bacon.
thurs Jan 13 - I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage with my books, my family, and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon, and letting the world roll on as it liked, than to occupy the most spendid post.
fri Jan 14 - Bacon is treated for trichinella, a parasitic roundworm, which is destroyed by booking, smoking, freezing, or drying.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
after an intersting conversation
in my art methods class about appropriate attire for teachers
and i am wondering...
As a parent what would you think if one your child's teacher's
had a large tattoo on their forearm?
Something sort of like this:
(not this actual tattoo, but a large tattoo with bright coloring)
How would feel?
I am curious as to what parents would think
-especially since i live in Utah.
on a bacon note:Vosges chocolates combine two scrumptious breakfast combination in one container of Mo's bacon chocolate chip pancake mix. Each canister contains chunks of gourmet chocolate and appplewood bacon.
and i am wondering...
As a parent what would you think if one your child's teacher's
had a large tattoo on their forearm?
Something sort of like this:
(not this actual tattoo, but a large tattoo with bright coloring)
How would feel?
I am curious as to what parents would think
-especially since i live in Utah.
on a bacon note:Vosges chocolates combine two scrumptious breakfast combination in one container of Mo's bacon chocolate chip pancake mix. Each canister contains chunks of gourmet chocolate and appplewood bacon.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Bakon Vodka
made by Black Rock Spirits, is a potato vodka with added bacon flavor. It's great in bloody marys and as a barbeque marinade.
On a sad note.... the first day of a new semester has come.
Booooooo.
On a sad note.... the first day of a new semester has come.
Booooooo.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Monday, January 3, 2011
There are only a few
reasons to post on your blog everyday.
You are awesome and have awesome things to say, or....
you have a daily bacon love calender and are therefore compelled to share this amazing bacon related information with the world.
Everyday.
Jan 1/2- "I'd be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees." t shirt saying
Jan 3- Bacon-cured pork lion is commonly called back bacon.
You are awesome and have awesome things to say, or....
you have a daily bacon love calender and are therefore compelled to share this amazing bacon related information with the world.
Everyday.
Jan 1/2- "I'd be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees." t shirt saying
Jan 3- Bacon-cured pork lion is commonly called back bacon.
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