Friday, June 22, 2012

I feel like i am really good

at typos.

Today while talking to my friend Josh i had this gem:
(talking about work during the week of the 4th of July)
Kajsia: So maybe we will have a party, you know, a party for freedom.
Kajsia: WE ARE!!!! I am actually listening to the Start Stapangled Banner right now.
pretend i spelled that that right.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

For those who have forgotten or don't know

I work at the front desk for a software company.

Today an employee comes to the front desk and asks me,
"Do we have any clear eyes?"

I looked at him like this:

and said, "Um.... why would we have that?"

He replied, "oh... i don't know."
I continued to look at him with that really attractive face until he said, "I guess i'll have to go out and get some," to which i added, "Yeah. Good plan."

Friday, June 15, 2012

I was looking through the most

recent Down East catalog and i noticed they had some weird photographs.

What's up with these? 
I feel like i can hear them giving the models directions:

"Look at your elbow." page 46

"Look bored." page 14

and my personal favorite, 

"Look terrified." page 6

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Not much has been going on

aside from:

I wasn't the, "resident of the condos" mentioned above, but i am a resident of the condos.

And i am on the look out for this pervert.