Friday, January 14, 2011

it's weirds me out

when people have a tv... but tell me that they never watch it.

There should be a question on a psychological evaluation such as,
"Do you have a tv? and How do you feel about it?"

If the answer is-you own a tv but think tv is "stupid" so you never watch it.... i'm pretty sure that means you are a sociopath.

sat/sun Jan 8/9 - the word "bacon" comes from the German word
bacho, which means buttock.

mon Jan 10 - in a 2009 British survey conducted by, men preferred the smell of bacon and petrol to the smell of a newborn baby.

tue Jan 11- In an interview with a fashion industry website, Kate Moss said, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Said the rest of the world--bacon. Seth Meyers, SNL Weekend Update

wed Jan 12 - beef, turkey, chicken, lamb, and even goat may be used to make bacon.

thurs Jan 13 - I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage with my books, my family, and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon, and letting the world roll on as it liked, than to occupy the most spendid post.

fri Jan 14 - Bacon is treated for trichinella, a parasitic roundworm, which is destroyed by booking, smoking, freezing, or drying.

1 comment:

Jiles The Great said...

If there is anyone out there with a really big, nice TV who thinks it's stupid they should give it to me. Just saying, I would put it to good use.