Friday, February 15, 2008

Valentine's Day

Is fun. Who doesn't love to get candy?
I love candy with my soul.
It makes me feel whole.
You can serve it in a bowl, or anyway you know.
It can be smooth and dark and sweet,
or tart and fun to eat.
be rolled or pressed or wrapped,
or bought in bulk within a sac.
Any color is just fine,
as long as it is mine.
Give it to friends or foes,
you should use it to propose.
Candy makes things sweet,
those oppose should get a beat.
or... instead give it all to me,
but give it to me free.

That was my ode to candy. i hope you liked it.

Thursday, February 7, 2008


Apparently i have been tagged- what in the world? are we in 3rd grade? (I hope not, see number 10) I always suck at games. I didn't know what being "tagged" meant- i guess i have to write 10 awesome things about myself.... so here i go.

1. I have really really dry skin. it's awesome. sometimes it cracks in the winter and bleeds.
2. I will never have a facebook or a myspace. I think they are creepy and lame and self-advertising. Of course... how is a blog different? At least no one is trying to hook up when they blog. In theory.
3. I used to steal from the candy bins in the grocery store. But I don't anymore.
4. I have dyed my hair every color except for white.
5. I have never seen Titanic, and I never want to.
6. I love the original Power Rangers and Saved by the Bell.
7. Sometimes i pick my nose to get the nasty buggers out- don't lie. everyone does. it’s the only way.
8. I hate it when they polish your teeth at the dentist.
9. I hate being in the dark- literally and also figuratively
10. I hated High school. and junior high. and elementary. College is pretty sweet though.

This is now for you viewing pleasure. or Something.

I decided to create a blog that was more personal so i can not be really embaressed if my class members happen to look at my blog or something. Also, i don't really want my teacher to read about my awkward life. So.. here it is. I hope it's all it's cracked up to be.