Wednesday, September 22, 2010

You know what sounds good for

Breakfast?

















someone's partially eaten dough nut. Mmmmm.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

mommy or daddy =

Creepiest nicknames in the world.

Go see a therapist for your unresolved issues. Then we can talk.

Honorable Mentions:
Lover
Baby Cheeks or Sweet Cheeks

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Nothing can ruin a movie quite like a

laugher.
What is a laugher?

Laugher


- (noun)

1. an extremely annoying person who laughs at literally EVERY line in a movie.
The definite cause is not known, but the results of multiple movie goings and straight stereotyping suggests the laughter springs from deep insecurity and need for attention or

pure insanity.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

There's a BAT in the office!




LITERALLY.















We need you dwight.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Sitting in class

the girl popping her gum next to me (noooooo) leans over,

"do you have a pen i could borrow?"

I look at her, "um....?" and rummage through my bag, trying to find a pen i won't care if i ever get back. I was low in supply but i found,

"i have a pencil..." offering it over in her direction.

She rolls her eyes and groans, " weeeellllll, I guess that will work."

PHEW!!! Consider me relieved. I was so nervous i wouldn't be able to supply you with any acceptable form of writing instrument- which (not surprisingly) you did not give back.