Monday, February 27, 2012

Truest Song Ever.

Or at least in the top 10.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Going to the gym

is awful for all these reasons.
  1. You have to drive there.
  2. You have to change your clothes.
  3. It's stinky. I don't care how many fans are going- it ALWAYS stinks.
  4. There are those select few who stand by the drinking fountain and talk.
    GET OUT OF THE WAY. I'm thirsty. And what are you doing here anyways? If you want to talk, go home.
  5. You get sweaty.
  6. Other people see you sweaty.
  7. You could be doing something else like... eating.
    or watching tv.
    But the worst thing in the entire world about the gym:
  8. When someone (as luck would have it) using a machine directly in front of you has a gas problem and pollutes the air and makes your nostrils collapse so you can't breathe- which is pretty vital to staying alive.
That is why the gym = death.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Instructions for Valentine's Day:

1. Cut out. 
2. Attach to candy.
3. Give to ... yourself. 

Monday, February 13, 2012

OH Whitney.

May your wise words live longer than you did.

Print this out. Put it on your walls. Never forget.