Friday, January 27, 2012

While Mike does this:

I do this:

He is running, sweating, and being active-while i am sitting on my keester thinking, "Ahh. this is the life."
Now, i don't want to say one is better than the other... but drawing is way better than indoor soccer. Way better- for all these reasons:
  1. You don't sweat when you draw.
  2. You don't run into people when you draw. You don't have to touch ANYONE.
    For this reason alone everyone should love to draw.
  3. You don't suffer injuries when you draw- unless you eat your graphite pencil and get lead poisoning... but i have never heard of that happening. 
  4. You don't get yelled at or feel the need to shout obscene commands to people, or suffer from bouts of delirious anger. Drawing is fun, and relaxing. If anything i find myself saying softly to myself, "I am so happy... so so so happy."
  5. No one feels sad after they finish a drawing- unlike in soccer: there is always a winner, and sadly- always a loser.
If you still like soccer better than drawing i guess that is ok. We can still be friends. But we will have to agree to disagree on this one.

1 comment:

emms _b said...

i like the not touching people part a lot. A WHOLE LOT. anything that involves physical contact you can pretty much count me out of.