Tuesday, July 27, 2010

There are so many horrible noises in this world.

The top 5 i am really really sicking of hearing are people:

1. hawking a loogie from their throat
(this makes me feel like i need to take a shower).

2. burping
(gross. i just hate it).

3. clipping their fingernails
(maybe i am weird, but for some reason this creeps me out).

4. breathing heavily through their mouth & noise
while eating & smacking lips
(you sound like you are going to overheat and die and just hearing it makes me want to die too).

And... worst noise ever i am so SICK of hearing is people:

5. letting their babies cry in the movie theater.
This really has got to stop!
First of all-your baby didn't pay for a ticket. So they are a moocher and shouldn't even be there.
Second-It is annoying and inconsiderate. I'm pretty sure there people in the audience who were courteous enough to get a baby sitter, and so now we all hate you for ruining our experience.

Third-TAKE THEM OUT. you bumping them up and down on your knee is not going to stop their noises for the duration of the movie. Plus, that is also distracting.


-when i rule the world, babies will not be allowed in theaters.


NewGilmoreGirl said...

I agree about the babies in theaters. I also vote that NO children under the age of 17 EVER be allowed in rated R movies, adult supervision or not.

emms _b said...

i just want you to know that i agree with you on all you points. #3 is very true... when people do it at my job i really want to die.

CristaB said...

You should come listen to Rachel eat, you will physically want to staple her mouth shut. Its the quiet little smack that drives me up the FREAKIN' WALL!!

And how dare you ban babies from theaters.
I mean come on, aren't we taught that we are the only people on the face of the earth, and when I say we I mean me. Consideration for other people?? What is that? I only do things that are convenient for me...... Deal with my baby screaming OK??!!!

ArtformTheHeart* said...

wow, yes, I agree with all of those, lol, but I'd add snoring to the list too.

Babies cry, that's a fact of life and while it's annoying, in a restaurant or on public transport it's just something most people accept. Taking a baby to a movie theatre is a bit of a different story though, people pay to see AND hear the movie.

kajsiaO said...

OH man. That is so true. snoring is really bad.

Maureen said...

You make me laugh. But even I have to agree on the baby thing. I learned my lesson after the first time. You don't get to see the movie anyway...so why bring them??

Charlotte said...

I'm really really sorry for ever clipping my fingernails while working with you. I'll never do it again. And I totally agree with no babies in the theater! I really just don't understand why people think it's okay. EVER. I don't care if it's a kid's show. Your baby is not watching the movie, but everyone else wants to!