Thursday, June 5, 2008

Do You Hear What I Hear?

I hope not, unless you like incessant loud chirping coming from the ceiling in your bathroom. It’s irritating… and weird and makes for an unsettling bathroom visit. Plus it smells like a zoo in there (more than usual at least). Why? A crazy (I'm guessing drunk) bird decided to fly up a vent on the side of the house and make a nest and now her babies vocal chords are growing along with their skeletons from her never-ending need to feed them. They love to make abrupt loud noises causing randomly spaced disturbances throughout the 1st level of my parent’s home. The worst part is as i mentioned earlier- the smell. It smells like something to the effect of droppings, bad breath, dirty feet and sewage. I’m no animal hater, but these birds need to get out away from our previous peaceful restroom. My dad is going to carefully pry them from the space, after which I will scatter air fresheners throughout the house to regain control of the odor and live happily ever after.

(Not actual picture of bird- but it is the right Species)

4 comments:

Jiles The Great said...

Um, that is no good that drunk birds are living in the house. What are Mom and Dad gonna do about that? Sounds like it's time to call pest control if you ask me (um, not that you did ask me...). Guess this means you'll never want birds as pets. You should get w/cats, they're cuter and they cuddle with you.

Jiles The Great said...

um, I meant you should GET cats, not you should get w/them. *special*

Maureen said...

So THAT is what I heard the other day in the bathroom when I was over there! I thought I was going crazy! (hence, why I didn't say anything)

Dad is going to pry them out? Uh, okay. I guess.

I am sure the smell is driving you crazy. I can just see you now...fumigation by Fabrezee!

Good luck...

whitney said...

haha Kaj, that is so gross. At least it is not a woodpecker those are so annoying!