Of course,YOUR vehicle is so important.

Not only does it need to take up 4 spaces, but they are nearest to the front of the building (aside from the visitor slots).

I just want to tell this person:

What do you want to say to these fools?

If you are going to college

on a scholarship-good for you. I am jealous. But please be courteous of the rest of us who work full time and shoved out our hard earned money to learn from professionals.

That's right. You annoying girls in the corner that NEVER stop talking about who knows what- SHUT UP, or pay for my tuition because i am going to have to retake this class since i can't ever hear what is going on. And yes. That IS ME that is pushing your chairs from behind and giving you a constant stink eye. Can't you take a hint?

And for the record, I'm pretty sure you don't know more than the teacher in this particular class. So maybe you should pay attention too.

The way to my heart

is definitely through



I mean this in the literal sense (get your mind out of the gutter your perv), as in getting the oil changed in my car. I just HATE sitting in the tiny waiting room sitting so close to people you can smell their lack of hygiene.

Valentine's Day

is close upon us.

Some people call it "SAD" or Singles Awareness Day- but look up the Holiday's history and you won't be sad. You'll be glad you weren't persecuted by ancient Romans and martyred for marrying young lovers or helping Christian's escape the harsh wrath of angry law enforcers- depending on what story you think is true.

Despite it's history, I just don't see what could be wrong with a day that is now synonymous with gifts*, candy and chocolates.
(lick lips) YUM!
really. you don't even need the other person.

Hint* Gifts, candy and chocolates are traditionally given by a significant other to the "Valentine", but too many times they come with strings attached. So why not buy them yourself and save yourself from giving out more than you would on a non-love holiday night.