Ought oh

Back in the good old days when Mike could barely walk- one evening he was sitting on the couch relaxing and enjoying a "house" episode on USA as i was preparing a delightful nutritious dinner of ... something chicken. While i'm cooking, chopping, seasoning, i see the door open and a little kid just standing there- who obviously does no live with us.
Mike leans over and says, "ought oh.... get out now.... close the door..."
I see the door slowly close.
We both burst out laughing, "What in the?"
CRAZY KIDS.
we now always lock the door.