please, for the love of everything

What is more annoying?

Whistling non-stop?
OR
Only stopping to wish everyone a good morning and being so cheerful
that cartoon song birds appear to circle your head?

HOW ABOUT BOTH.

Congratulations.

You are in fact the most annoying person on the planet.

If i ever get a tatoo

this is what i'm sure i would do.

If I Had You(with Me)

Today i attended a lecture and heard

the most profound words known to the world:


"Being a human is an incredibly complex and hard thing."

Mmmmm, I guess. I mean, i haven't had too hard of a time breathing and watching tv.

Then she added,

"Well, an incredibly hard and complex thing to do well."

True that.