Feeling sad?

You are in need of a special note.

Today i got a large envelope with the request,
"Please Accept Our FREE Gifts" on the outside.
Since they asked so nicely...

Now, i pass them onto you-with slight additions.

You think you love cats?

No one loves them as much as she does.

It's too bad i'm so

boring.

it really is unfortunate it, isn't it?

i have been searching for the answer

and now i know:

Nothing says, "i love you dad"

like bacon.
Happy late Father's Day.

The thing about work is that

sometimes it's a lot of work. and then you go home, and have to do more work. And then you don't have time to post fascinating and clever things on your blog. Boo.

"Bacon's biggest fans are people

between the ages of thirty-five and forty-nine years old..."
according to my bacon calender.

But i am 26. And i feel like i am the biggest fan in the world.
So i think that my calender has it wrong.