Who wants to do homework?

Not me. Ever.

So to pass the time, here are some sweet bacon tid bits.

In the twelfth century, an English church promised a side of bacon to any married man who could swear before God that he has not fought with his wife for a year and a day. This is where the term, "bring home the bacon" originated.

Hmmm, i have this dream. I'm driving a bus, and my teeth start falling out. My mum is in the back, eating biscuits. Everything smells of bacon. It's weird. - Charlie, Lost

Cocoa Crisp Bacon:
Cut into thirds a pound of bacon.
Rub with 3/4 cup brown sugar, 2 tsp cocoa powder, and 1/2 tsp ground chipotle pepper.
Place on baking rack set in a foil-lined, rimmed cookie sheet.
Bake at 350 degrees for 45-60 minutes.

Mmmmm. sounds good.

My work supplies it's

employees with cupboards full of snacks- supplied by the receptionists... well mostly just one. She is cool. And no, it's not me.

anyways

The office supplies: lunch every Friday, on sight massages given by the company masseuse, ski passes, tickets to sporting events, yada yada yada, and the list goes on.

The point is: these people are spoiled.

Everyone who works here is at least 18 years of age. Everyone is an adult and they are supposed to know what to do with a piece of garbage.


You can imagine my delight when i came in to this:






















i guess it's too much to take the box to the garbage.

and

in case you are still wondering:
What kind of people does kajsia work with?






















now you know. this was just hung up in the breakroom.

true or false.

Sushi stays good in the fridge for over a week.







false.

someone come save the fridge in the breakroom!

who out there is a fan of

pirate's booty?
















I AM!

it's weirds me out

when people have a tv... but tell me that they never watch it.
























There should be a question on a psychological evaluation such as,
"Do you have a tv? and How do you feel about it?"

If the answer is-you own a tv but think tv is "stupid" so you never watch it.... i'm pretty sure that means you are a sociopath.



BACON
sat/sun Jan 8/9 - the word "bacon" comes from the German word bacho, which means buttock.

mon Jan 10 - in a 2009 British survey conducted by onpoll.com, men preferred the smell of bacon and petrol to the smell of a newborn baby.

tue Jan 11- In an interview with a fashion industry website, Kate Moss said, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Said the rest of the world--bacon. Seth Meyers, SNL Weekend Update

wed Jan 12 - beef, turkey, chicken, lamb, and even goat may be used to make bacon.

thurs Jan 13 - I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage with my books, my family, and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon, and letting the world roll on as it liked, than to occupy the most spendid post.

fri Jan 14 - Bacon is treated for trichinella, a parasitic roundworm, which is destroyed by booking, smoking, freezing, or drying.

after an intersting conversation

in my art methods class about appropriate attire for teachers
and i am wondering...

As a parent what would you think if one your child's teacher's
had a large tattoo on their forearm?

Something sort of like this:





















(not this actual tattoo, but a large tattoo with bright coloring)

How would feel?

I am curious as to what parents would think
-especially since i live in Utah.


on a bacon note:Vosges chocolates combine two scrumptious breakfast combination in one container of Mo's bacon chocolate chip pancake mix. Each canister contains chunks of gourmet chocolate and appplewood bacon.

Bakon Vodka

made by Black Rock Spirits, is a potato vodka with added bacon flavor. It's great in bloody marys and as a barbeque marinade.

On a sad note.... the first day of a new semester has come.
Booooooo.