I know i've been away for a while

it's because i look and feel exactly like this:

But i had to same something when i heard about this study.

Just another reason why i will never get a facebook. Mwahahahahaha.

I scream you scream

Kajsia, Pen on lined paper, 2012

In case you needed a reason to live

now you have one.

LONG LIVE VERONICA MARS.

I am so hungry.

Kajsia, Pen on book, 2012

Obviously I don't have a lot going on in my life right now.
Some things are always true no matter what and one of those things is that i love candy.

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Kajsia, black sharpie on book page, 2012

Ok, So i said i was back

but that was basically a lie because i haven't posted anything since.

Well, I am back again and this time i have a plan. I am going to share my soul with the internet... just like everyone else who usually does that on facebook but I don't have a facebook because... well, don't get me started on facebook.

Anyways: Here is my soul's message today.

Kajsia, sharpie pen on book page, 2012

I'm baaaaaaaack

I hope everyone read that as creepily as possible.

What can i say? i was busy. Teaching is a real time sucker.

Now that i'm not teaching (i was a student teacher and now my semester is over) i feel like the world is my oyster...or something less gross.

What is next world? What is next. I don't know.
All i know is that a great wheel chair super hero name is:

rolling at the speed of light.

Too long i have

waited to tell the world anything. That's because there isn't much to tell.

I have been student teaching the world of Jr. High kids and so far i have learned:

• Justin Bieber is "boss" with the boys, but they are not big fans of One Direction. Most girls, however, are big fans.
• They consider music from the early 2000's to be, "old people music."
• You spell awesome, awsum.
• idk stands for I don't know.
• they really will do anything for candy.

Here are some samples of the creative teenage mind:

I don't even know what this means...

so pure.

so pleasant.

I am usually a little behind

viral hip and happening stuff (just by saying hip and happening.... you know i'm slow)
but i saw this and laughed and laughed

Look what i did today.

Vector Patterns by COLOURlovers

I feel like i am really good

at typos.

Today while talking to my friend Josh i had this gem:
(talking about work during the week of the 4th of July)
Kajsia: So maybe we will have a party, you know, a party for freedom.
Josh: YEAH! WE ARE FREE TO DO THAT.
Kajsia: WE ARE!!!! I am actually listening to the Start Stapangled Banner right now.
pretend i spelled that that right.

For those who have forgotten or don't know

I work at the front desk for a software company.

Today an employee comes to the front desk and asks me,
"Do we have any clear eyes?"

I looked at him like this:

and said, "Um.... why would we have that?"
He replied, "oh... i don't know."
I continued to look at him with that really attractive face until he said, "I guess i'll have to go out and get some," to which i added, "Yeah. Good plan."

I was looking through the most

recent Down East catalog and i noticed they had some weird photographs.

What's up with these? 

I feel like i can hear them giving the models directions:

"Look at your elbow." page 46

"Smell your armpit."  page 24

" Look crazy." Page 12

"Look bored." page 14

and my personal favorite, 

"Look terrified." page 6

Not much has been going on

aside from:

I wasn't the, "resident of the condos" mentioned above, but i am a resident of the condos.

And i am on the look out for this pervert.

I just felt the need to share

While sitting at dinner the other day

Mike says to me, "Whoa. Your hair is crazy."
Kajsia: Really?
Mike: It looks like you got electrocuted.
Kajsia: oh boy.

Boys always know exactly what to say
to make you feel really special.

Best Typo of the Day.

Today while chatting with my dear friend and co worker Josh, (about an upcoming convention where people from my work will attending and trying to sell our products) an amazing typo happened.

IM CONVERSATION
(starts with me saying how i am not attending the convention)

Kajsia: I never get to go to things like that, they should have me go though. I am a great sales person.
Josh: They definitely should.
Kajsia: I could see you toilet paper.
Josh: Did you mean, "I could SELL you toilet paper?"

Kajsia: No. I like it better see.

Are you bored?

Poor? Live in Utah?
Do you need something- anything to do that is free?

Look no further than the Orem Public Library!

Right now on display in the Rotunda (a sweet seating area on the outskirts of the library) are the awe-inspiring high contrast ink and charcoal yarn drawings done by ... me.

That's right. I have an art show! Whoo hoo.
With the help of 2 people much smarter than myself (The best teacher in the world: Tawni Shuler, and her intern: Larry) I took measurements, choose the order of the pieces, hung the pieces at approximately the same height (that's right, i had to do math), and adjusted the lights. It doesn't sound like much- but it took me a while. In the process i broke 1 frame and scored 2 cuts on my index finger, and i think i even broke a sweat.

Art is hard work.

Here is a little preview: 

This is the one that had the frame i broke.

I finally know why i'm

so crazy.

Misophonia. Ever heard of it? Well.

It's literally "hatred of sound."  Experiencing irritability from exposure of inoffensive sounds like breathing, chewing, humming, knuckle cracking. Basically, you want get upset at someone for being a person.

Um, yeah. that is me.
No offensive, but you being alive is annoying me.

this will really satisfy my

sweet tooth.

Because when you want some jelly bellies-
6 is the magical number.
I think i have mentioned before that at my work we have cupboards full of snacks for all to share and this is what someone left me with- along with my now broken heart.
Why would anyone just leave 6?

It feels like a slap in the face.